B-ODD College offers
A complete Do-it-yourself Laugh Art & Love Therapy re-education program..in bits & pieces, rounds & cycles–
We have a staff? Ah, yes, YOU. Besides being a highly uncompetitive, totally unaccredited, free-progress, open-admissions, no-tuition, limitless potential non-institution of pre- & post-graduate studies, B-Odd College is an upstanding member of the DIYU (Do-It-Yourself University) network. Since we offer no grades higher than I-8 (Incomparable, Inspiring, Intelligent, Individual, Incomplete, Income-proof, Incompoop, & Imaginary), graduation, degrees & diplomas are optional, continuous & sporadically available at no extra charge (when earned by being conceived, designed & made by you, the graduate). To celebrated without pomp & circumstance, come as you are–& go as you become, as freely as the birds to our feeders.
Being singular, you may already feel & believe yourself odd, yet you are probably ODDER than you have yet imagined! And/or soon will be.
View Our Services Around & around we go…or get off & Visit Our Gallery….
A Word on this Website: OOOPS!
Most pictures, some text & all people pictured were already here when we arrived, part of the site-theme template’s demonstration sample. Whether real or imaginary, the enterprise presented seems to represent a copywriting, communication & business consulting service.
Most text, some pictures, & people not pictured (like You & Yours Crudely, your semi-fictional non-copying copywriter) are at least partly new, whether created out of thin air or by tweaking the original copy, as in the following description of “Jane Doe,” presumably fictional founder of the presumably fictional firm used in the template as an example.
“With a fabulous talent for writing seductive copy, a natural eye towards business matters and drive to succeed, founder Jane Doe had over 20 years’ in the copywriting business before forming Copy Puss Plus, named to avoid trademark issues with The Copy Katz company down the street. Having copied her way through high school, college & beyond, Jane followed Herb Liss to a career in copy-editing at The Mirror-Times-Mirror , the MTM Trans Media flagship, where she discovered that the never-ending process of ‘find project,’ ‘finish project,’ & ‘repeat’ had no visible end. She wanted more–& different, & decided to ‘do it my way,’ i.e., her way, focusing on the writing end of her business, period, not spend even half her time tolerating clients or correcting copy-writers under her with hyperactive semi-colons.
“With an MBA in Mostly Bonkers Accounting, serious copywriting lamb chops and a Mistress of Innuendo degree from Ditto College, along with a fabulous sense of quirky humor that comes across in what she has fictional people write about her, Jane has undertaken undercover copywriting tasks for such corporate & government giants as Slingit, Wingit & Exit; Blarney Stone & Lickit; Crapapple Intelligent Aps; ICU2; National Inn Security Agency; and other Kiss-Your-Fortune Goodbye companies too numerous to count on one finger.
“[See Jane’s Resume. See Spots run. See Dick’s Dictionary….]”
What others say about Jane:
“…serious copywriting chops and a fabulous sense of humor.., not to mention that she smells well, has good taste…& isn’t too hard on the eyes either….” –J. A. Plufock, prop., Sweaty Palms Motel-Casino
“Jane, Jane, she isn’t plain, she’s well-tattoo’d from sole to brain….” –Salvador Dolly, copy artist
“With an honorary degree from B-odd College, Jane may be doubly bubbly to have Janesway, a one-way winding (& eventually dead-end) virtual off-campus path named for her by the Provost of Paid Parking, Gilda Lilly.”
The Inn House Crew: A STeam You Can Rely On
Jane knows she wouldn’t get a fraction of the things done she wants to if it weren’t for her awesome crew. Shanghai Employment Agency helps us find new clients in need of copywriting services, or jobs to pay for same, plus passage & finders fees, when she’s not hitting the high seas herself. Simon Legree PhD keeps our copywriters working while developing awesome new designs for client crap. Jock Strap leads our exceptional IT support team when he’s not making a new batch of award-winning homebrewed ales, now distributed by Drunkin Bagels.
Our Virtual Stuff Staff wouldn’t be anywhere if it wasn’t for our highly-skilled team of copywriters with GPS degrees in pocket location geography. With experience in skills from Accounting to Zoo advertising, with Map-making roughly halfway between, our maze-navigating copywriters can uncover businesses the world has yet to discover, while telling even “the big bosses” where to go.
Mirror-Times-Mirror Trans Media
MU: Master of the Universe degree
MBA: Mutster Buster of Arts