*A Sampling of Our Work
Rogue’s Quality From Start To Finish
“As copywriters, we work hard using the written word to entice clients into buying a new item, considering a new service, change their mind about a company or create an awesome buzz in the marketplace about a new product or service. Here are some examples of our best work.” –original text
“As copywriters, we work hard to copy writing that entices us to buy into new ideas & create new services while changing our mind about anything that buzzes. Examples of our best work may be found wherever old drafts are recycled, new drafts are re-barreled, or better examples may be re-imagined.” –new virgin
These are not our hands, rings, seals or Reserve Finger serial numbers…nor are any of the images below.
squibble, our new processing language
taking the Substanfard Bidet LIQ test
doodling in the margins of defacebook
making notes on who’s naughty & nice
burning the midnight diary oil
furu ike yae. kawazu tobikomu. mizu no oto
B2C Versus B2B
Polluted Solutions For All
When those here before us write from a standpoint from our business partner to a consumer (sic), we use tones that entice and seduce the end purchaser of the product to look for a particular brand or choose a particular service (ugh). By comparison, business to business copywriting uses much more factual information, because we all know how busy things are at a business. We get the point across directly using facts. (I think they mean farts, because this gas is relentless, & deadly. Keep your neurons at a safe distance, galaxy or two away.)
The Versatility To Satisfy Any Project,
no matter how voracious
We have a wide variety of copywriters with experience in a diverse range of industries. Whatever industry you’re considering cross-marketing to, we’ve got expert witnesses who can help. Whether you hope to be the next Murder Incorporated Pro-rata tata tata–or the next Microsnot
Need top-shelf branding for cows with copy and flair? We can provide you with access to over two dozen of the world’s hottest brands, from the Lazy SOB to FU2, from the Fortune Top 40 to the hottest ad campaigns for electoral losers our country has yet seen.
Considering an international campaign? We have experts from all over the world to help you get your message across cultural differences, from jungle drums to encrypted quipi knots.
Do you have a particular service that needs to be marketed to a very specific niche? We have several copywriters who have made niches their specialty.
Are you working on delving into content marketing? Our social media copywriters have significant experience in building interest and brand awareness across a wide variety of social media networks. From YouTube scripts to Toilet Tweets to D’Facebook & Gargle, we can design a single post sticking up out of the ground or an entire campaign of poles disappearing into the imminent horizon.