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What We Offer

Something For Everyone/
~~~~Nothing for anyone–

With B-Odd College’s D-I-Y program, you may study absolutely anything at all that isn’t excessively illegal, immoral, or flattening, provided you are odd enough to meet the UOS-SI (Universal Oddness Standards for Single Individual) &/or old enough to know better &/or too young to care.

We guarantee your wildest dreams because our copywriter is not just the very best in the industry, but also a leader in the Artificial Unintelligence Movement (AUM) already transforming modern life & impolite society. Because we provide only the very best of the best, you won’t find contributions from foreign copywriters whose grasp of English isn’t up to snuff, bait-and-switch schemes or bound by non-disclosure agreements, so your hot new ideas remain safe from the prying eyes, pickled ears & insatiable nostrils of competitors unwilling to pay us for the privilege (preferably through the nose).

Because we want to match you with the best artificial non-mentors for the job, we’ll need information on your resources to find the perfect fit before we can quote a price on advanced degrees & framed diplomas, or on the rough word count for your yearbook entry, with creative brief and level of performance expected.