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What We Offer

Something For Everyone/
~~~~Nothing for anyone–
~~~~~~~&/or vice INversa:

In B-Odd College’s D-I-Y program, you may study, lear, practice & develop absolutely anything at all that isn’t excessively illegal, immoral, flattening or unflattering as long as you are odd enough to meet the UOS-SI (Universal Oddness Standards for Single Individuals), old enough to know better &/or too unaware to care.

We believe your wildest dreams are within reach, if only in the dream-well of our imagined bucket, because our copywriter is not just the very best dreamer-upper in the self-promotional ad industry, but also a leader in the Artificial D-generative Unintelligence Movement (ADUMi) ready to transform modern life & society in its own image. Because we provide only the very best of the best, you won’t find contributions from foreign copywriters whose grasp of English isn’t up to snuff, bait-and-switch schemes or bound by non-disclosure agreements, so your hot new ideas remain safe from the prying eyes, pickled ears & insatiable nostrils of competitors willing to pay (albeit through the nose) for the privilege .

Because we want to match you with the best artificial non-mentors for the job, we’ll need information on your resources to find the perfect fit before we can quote a price on advanced degrees & framed diplomas, or on the rough word count for your yearbook entry, with creative brief and level of performance expected.