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You may resume when ready. As you can see, we have already resumed. What will we resume next? (Our hiatus.)

Speaking of which, the rest of the page is ignorable, slightly adapted from what came with the territory (the original site format). We will continue revising it whenever stopping by.

Janet Riley

CEO, The Wright Stuff


With an MBA in Marketing Baseless Assertions from the Wartson School, Janet began her career in corporate ladder climbing in the days when short skirts & glass ceilings limited the speed of her ascent. She quickly learned that she had a knack for knick-knacks, winning multiple awards for writing on plaster since.

With hundreds of campaigns and two decades of copywriting under her belt (let alone slips & underwear, personal items & weaponry), Janet dispatches her highly-trained copywriters to clients that vitally need to persuade their customers they are not as inane, insane, nasty & irresponsible as they seem.

In addition to everything you’d expect copywriters to do, Janet’s minions also write blogs, posts, white papers, pink papers, rouge emails, social media messages, case studies, industry reports, wedding proposals, pre-&-post nuptial agreements, as well as website copy just like this, your one-stop shop for all your copywriting &/or educational needs.

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Experienced Service

Our graduates have an average of 15 years in high industry positions before being let go, having worked for mom and pop pit-stops as well as multi-national commercial giants like Frito Flay, Mal-Wart, and Major General Minor Motors. Many have experience, in sensitivity and artificial intelligence on the local culture, giving you a leg up whether you’re entering a new field or urinating on a tree, fire hydrant or wall.

Dedication to Excellence

With a variety of award-winning graduates empowered by our Award-Yourself-Program, the school’s Trophy Case/ Pawn Shop display overfloweth with prestigious clutter, including many taken in lieu of credits &/or tuition, thanks to our dedication to excellence. We’re not proud of our graduates because they’re ours; we’re proud of them because they are generous, grateful &/or gratuitous. (Gratuities appreciated.)
Portfolio: J… MacIntosh
Sample Letter: T…Stevens
Social Media: C… Anderson
Script Sample: A… Thompson
Customer Service Guarantee
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We’re so certain that you’ll love your new content or marketing materials, we guarantee them. Because everyone’s artistic vision is different, we do require that you submit to at least one round of revisions, but if you’re not happy after that, you don’t pay.

How strongly do we believe in that guarantee? In ten years of service to our clients, we’ve never had an order left unpaid because it didn’t meet the client’s satisfaction.

Products Offered

  • Website and Landing Page Copy
  • Online Product Descriptions
  • Full Campaign Copywriting
  • White Pages and Special Reports
  • Direct Marketing Letters and Emails
  • Focused Social Media Copy

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